Quotables…

“I don’t pay for stuff ’cause…I just don’t feel like it.” – Ciss

“He’s a butt. While he can be a not-butt at times, he’ll always be a butt at heart.” – Me!

“Quit looking at me like I’m not good enough for you!” – Queen Brittany of Brittany

“No sé!” – Emily

“Want a swirly? I can do it, right here, right now. There’s a toilet!” – Emily

“It was Lindsay. In the cafeteria. With the pineapple!” – whoever started that

“Tink is sexy. End of story.” – Phil

“He eclipses you.” – (from band)

“If you get all the Trinity guys, then I get all the St. X guys!” – (from a convo with Crissy…lol)
“You like boys, but then you don’t like them…because you like them.” – Crissy, again.

“like hes like a small lil butt … but then hes like one giant big butt…. like hes got too much junk in his trunk” – Crissy

“My crams are brained!” -Nelly

“Annelle’s favorite color is RAINBOW!” – Spencer

“Sit ups…or a life.” Emma!

“Get off the friekin’ phone with your friekin’ boyfriend!” -Emma

“I’m glad you didn’t kill him.” “Why?” “‘Cause then you’d go to jail.” “Maybe they’d just say I had temporary insanity and send me to an insane asylum.” “Good, ’cause then I could visit you.” “You could visit me in jail, too.” “But I’ll be at the asylum on a more frequent basis.” – Brittany & me

“A girl just ran out of the room crying. How many people should I send with her?” -Coplen (to Mrs. Coplen on the phone)

“Oh, I know. His name is orgasmic.” -Carissa

Wallenisms:

“I have to leave the room for a minute. If the fire alarm goes off, ya’ll just sit here and burn.”

“These people all look the same.”

“We’re gonna take a commercial break. You can visit with a friend and neighbor.”

“Just sit there and look cute.”

“Here are your little papers, little tests, and little essays.”

“If you were sitting under a tree, with a machine gun…” [I probably shouldn't go on with this one, lol]

“He scares me. Don’t look at his eyes.”

“I have Critter Ridders in my speed dial.”

[/end wallenisms]

“If everybody was smoking pot, would you jump off a bridge?” -Emily

“If you died every time you died, you’d be…well…dead.” – Rachel

Emily: Lindsay wants to find hot guys.
Tori: I’ll go with her, and you can stay here.

“Opium!” (QR really is Jeopardy on crack)

“As long as nobody’s doing anything about the immigration problem, I will get hit on.” -Scheiter

“You make we want to do such illegal things to you!”- Scheiter
“You drive like a handicapped monkey.” – Scheiter
“Do you mind if I manhandle your ice?” – me
“Dontcha want me baby; dontcha want me OooooOoh!!”
“F.Y.I. I’m taking my clothes off.” -HP and Rachel
“You’d be a pixie…or Cerberus, depending on the day.” -Blinn

“He thinks it’s, like, OKAY to tell people what he thinks!” Rafla
“Gross! Don’t put that on raw poultry!” Mom

Color guard:
“You know if you smile a lot, people think you’re up to something!” – Lindsey
“Or you’re just taking a picture…” – Maddy
“I could listen to him talk about pudding aalllll daaayyyy.” – Chelsey
“Talk about unconventional storage.” – Chelsey
“I doubt it.” -Chelsey
“Left, left, left, right, left…” -Allison Cusick (and the color guard) [and kyle/eric...]
“Guess what!”
“Elephant butt!”

Blinn (to Mike): You’re a freakish hummingbird!

AP Chem:
BaSO4 you!
Plug and chug!
Stick that in your test tube and waft it!
One-night stands…with ions…ions that “pass in the night.”
“Mrs. Watson, I thought about you last night.”
“Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!”
Human error
“Who needs equipment anyway?”

Lindsay: Katie, we could go get margaritas!
Katie: Oh yeah, two virgins, right here!

Take me, I’m yours!

Katie: My sandwich will not conform!
Shoe: This is CAL; we’ll MAKE it conform! Conform, or die!

Paul: You’re going to HELL! / Daniel: I’m already HERE! [Target]

Cody: Lindsay, you’re so needy!

Kyle: I hate women in authority!

Lindsay: So it’s 2 against 3 / Emily: No, it’s 3 against 2…oh…wait.

Lindsay: I don’t want to die. Let’s become vampires and live forever. / Josh: That’s good with me. / Lindsay: Apparently, it’s three days of excruciating pain. / Josh: So? That doesn’t matter. Do you know how awesome my neopets account would be if we lived forever?

It’s actually kind of soothing to run over pedestrians while you’re procrastinating. -Thomas

“I have a gun, and I’m not afraid to use it!” Mrs. Hodgson

“Cheating is always fun.” Mrs. Wilson

“I want to marry his social awkwardness.”
“I will marry you and have your children.” – Emma

[about a fly] “It’s gonna eat Phil!” -um, one of those percussionists
[about senior finals being moved] “Moffitt, I seriously thought about how mad you were going to be…” -Wooten
“It’s my cold, cold heart, coming through my hands…” -Dani